RULE 1:
Don't order a steak at a Waffle House.
They serve breakfast 24 hours a day.
Let them cook something they know.
RULE 2:
Don't laugh at folks' names.
Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray, Tommie Jo,
Johnny Bob, Mari Beth, Marva, Edna Earl,
and Inez have been known to whip a
man's ass for less than...